Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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