he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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