I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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