I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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