i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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