also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
