It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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