it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm both gender and math confused
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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