you have to choose: penises or morals?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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