Porn is love you can see.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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