i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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