Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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