how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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