Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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