dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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