Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am available for nakedness
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
