Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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