I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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