Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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