Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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