I saw his package. It spoke to me.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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