Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This baby is an asshole
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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