i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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