we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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