we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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