I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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