your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dick very happy bro
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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