she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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