i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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