ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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