Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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