we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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