absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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