You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
that may or may not have been my penis.
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