Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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