Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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