9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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