she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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