Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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