is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've blown a few things in my day
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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