I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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