It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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