called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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