Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dignity is for republicans.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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