I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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