i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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