If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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