All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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