Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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