i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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