I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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