You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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