I heard we made out
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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