some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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