He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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