I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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