Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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